Sex, a great and mysterious motive force in human life, has indisputably been a subject of absorbing interest to mankind through the ages.

Love is the most melodious of all harmonies and the sentiment of love is innate. Woman is a delightful instrument of pleasure, but it is necessary to know its trembling strings, to study the position of them, the timid keyboard, the fingering so changeful and capricious which befits it.

The ability to make love frivolously is the chief characteristic which distinguishes human beings from the beasts

In advertising, sex sells. But only if you’re selling sex.

Sex is the great amateur art. The professional, male or female, is frowned on: he or she misses the point, and spoils the show.

It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover.

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex

Sex got me into trouble from the age of fifteen: I’m hoping that by the time I’m seventy I’ll straighten it out.

If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies

How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.

Sex has become much more competitive, with the girls becoming sort of predators as well. It’s ferocious.

Sexual love is the most stupendous fact of the universe, and the most magical mystery our poor blind senses know.

Sex is more than an act of pleasure, its’ the ability to be able to feel so close to a person, so connected, so comfortable that it’s almost breathtaking to the point you feel you can­t take it. And at this moment you’re a part of them.

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it

Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn’t have it and thought of other things if you did.

Sex is an emotion in motion

Sex is a discovery

Sex in the morning. Which is the best time to have it. As long as you’ve cleaned your teeth beforehand.

At the heart of pornography is sexuality haunted by its own disappearance

Whenever women catfight, men think it’s going to turn to sex.

Sex is. There is nothing more to be done about it. Sex builds no roads, writes no novels and sex certainly gives no meaning to anything in life but itself.

Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful – provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.

Of all the sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest.

Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics.

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

Sex is the biggest nothing of all time

A widespread taste for pornography means that nature is alerting us to some threat of extinction.

I wouldn’t recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they’ve always worked for me.

Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

The main problem in marriage is that for a man sex is a hunger like eating. If the man is hungry and can­t get to a fancy French restaurant, he goes to a hot dog stand. For a woman, what is important is love and romance.

Love ain’t nothing but sex misspelled.

A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

Really, sex and laughter do go very well together, and I wondered – and I still do – which is more important.

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty

Sex is a natural function. You can’t make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.

Sex is hardly ever just about sex

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. . .The other eight are unimportant

Nobody dies from lack of sex. It’s lack of love we die from.

An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.