Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

The human spirit sublimates the impulses it thwarts; a healthy sex life mitigates the lust for other sports

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

The thing about sex is no matter how much you crave it, you can forget it.

When a person has sex, they’re not just having it with that partner, they’re having it with everybody that partner has had it with for the past ten years

Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them

Good sex is impossible to write about. Lawrence and Updike have given it their all, and the result is still uneasy and unsure. It may be that good sex is something fiction just can’t do like dreams. Most of the sex in my novels is absolutely disastrous. Sex can be funny, but not very sexy.

Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

There is need of variety in sex, but not in love

Sex ran in him like the sea

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don’t believe the kids should be given homework

Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.

Sex is unclean, not because of the pleasure, but because of the suffering it brings

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

I tend to think that cricket is the greatest thing that God ever created on earth – certainly greater than sex, although sex isn’t too bad either

Sex is better than talk…Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.

Sex outside marriage is sin; sex within marriage is not sin.

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

When it comes to sex there are certain things that should always be left unknown, and with my luck, they probably will be.

Sex is a flame which uncontrolled may scorch; properly guided, it will light the torch of eternity

The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty

Masturbation takes the form of both self appreciation and self stimulation.

When a guy goes to a hooker, he’s not paying her for sex, he’s paying her to leave.

Sex is the ersatz or substitute religion of the 20th Century

Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.

Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it’s one of the best.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.

The more I think about sex, the better it gets.Here we have a purpose in life:Good for the blood circulation,Good for releasing the tension,The root of our reincarnations.

It is illegal in England to state in print that a wife can and should derive sexual pleasure from intercourse

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved.

I’m suggesting we call sex something else, and it should include everything from kissing to sitting close together

Sex is like washing your face – just something you do because you have to. Sex without love is absolutely ridiculous. Sex follows love, it never precedes it.

Civilized people cannot fully satisfy their sexual instinct without love

Sex is God’s joke on human beings.

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable

Sex lies at the root of life, and we can never learn to reverence life until we know how to understand sex.

Sex relieves tension – love causes it.

Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society.

Winning is like sex, the more you do it, the more you like it.

The magic of sex is it­s acquisition without the burden of possessions. No matter how many women you take home, there­s no storage problem.

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

Sex appeal is the keynote of our civilization

I happen to like uncomplicated sex

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

Sex in a woman’s world has the same currency a penny has in a man’s. Every penny saved is a penny earned in one world and in the next every sexual adventure is a literary experience.

What all your sex desire is Sovereignty

Religion is probably, after sex, the second oldest resource which human beings have available to them for blowing their minds

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that’s a real treat.

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you’re going to get or how long it will last

Sex is interesting, but it’s not totally important. I mean it’s not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement.

For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.

Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.

Sexuality is an expression of our spirituality. Sex makes you get real.