Two word’s guys hate DON’T and STOP, unless you put them together 🙂

Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips. 😉

Facebook’s next update, allowing you to check other people’s private messages.

A man that respects a woman deserves atleast ONE 🙂

In every circle of friends there’s always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don’t have one? Then it’s probably you.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Poke me now if you’ve ever had a crush on me..

People make the world go around but at some point don’t you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep walking and never come back?

I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.

Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.

I hate people that starts tweets with “I hate people that.”

When I die my gravestone is going to have a ‘Like’ button.

If you are naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine 🙂

Finally 21, and legally able to do everything I’ve been doing since 15. 😉

Time to put that wall back up, I won’t be fooled again.

The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.

I lost a bet and I have to come here and ask the hottest girl on a date…who do you girls think is the hottest girl in this place?

I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person.

We know that romance brings out the beast in you.

A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.

Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable…like a coma.

My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.