When a guy can handle your flaws, love you on your moody days, and say you`re beautiful in your sweatpants & PJs, he’s worth loving.

The woman should be womanly, natural, brought up, with feeling of advantage, tactful and certainly, beautiful. That it was soft, warm that with it it was comfortable not only to speak, but also to be silent.

Clever girl always knows when to turn fool.

I don’t have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.

A boyfriend will put a lock on his phone. A REAL boyfriend will say, “Hey baby, can you read that text for me.

Sometimes, when you imagine a perfect guy, you realize you’ve described a person you’ve known forever.

A pessimist is a man who feels that all women are bad…an optimist hopes so.

Women like silent men, they think they’re listening.

I don’t understand how guys can do so many mean things and not care at all.

The real lady expresses the attitude toward a rival only by a view.

Dear boys who are Smart, Hot, Awesome and madly in love with me.. PLEASE START EXISTING.

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girlfriends.

Every girl has that one boy who makes them want to throw their phone across the room & scream.

I blame Walt Disney for making all us girls believe in happy ever afters.. YEAH RIGHT!

When a girl is in LOVE, you can see it in her smile and when a boy is in LOVE, you can see it in his eyes.

If you’re not hard to get, you’ll be easy to forget.

Progress is made by lazy men looking for an easier way to do things.

Strong – it’s not when you pull behind a freight train with one hand. Strong – this is when I want to weep from the pain and hurt, and you smile…

I swear guys be running around saying, ” I aren’t Like Most men” And ” Not all Men Cheat”, But The guys that say that Never ever proved it.

What difference does that to happen inside of me? The main thing I look fine, but the rest is none of your business. Enjoy.

A man’s life is spent between episodes of women being mad at him.

I am a girl who needs to stay strong no matter what happens.

Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, it can just transfer from one boy to another boy.

Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?

Build a man a fire and he is warm for a day. Set him on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life.

Flirt with him enough to show your interest but tease him enough to make him chase you.

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl’s smile. Would you smile for me today?

When hugging her, lift her off her feet and spin around. She’ll love it.

I wonder why a gynecologist leaves the room when women get undressed?

Dumping someone doesn’t always mean you’re heartless. It means we know exactly what we deserve.

Good girls go to heaven, but bad girls go to Ibiza.

If a girl replies `k`, you did something to piss her off.

Getting a text from that special someone right when you’ve felt like they forgot about you.

I hate when you’re going to ask a guy out and from the time you decide that and the time you see him he magically has a girlfriend.

At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.

Probably, I am a black cat, for this purpose, what to cross the road that who deserves it.

That suspicious moment when you know your friend is hiding something from you.

A woman is already halfway in love with any man who listens to him.

Guys: When you get in a fight with her and she starts crying, just stop and hold her.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

Guy friends, they’re the best! And hilarious, not awkward, fun to hang out with…until you start to like one of them.

Everyone thinks that girls want a knight in shining armor or someone rich and great body…… but I just want someone who I can love for who they are not what they have.

Girls are like internet domain names…… The ones I like are already taken.

A woman uses her intelligence to find reasons to support her intuition.

Tell her she’s beautiful, not HOT. she’s a girl not a cup of tea.

If I want, I will select at you everything, even a surname.

Behind every untrusting girl, is someone who taught their to be that way. 🙂

She’s jealous because she’s afraid you’ll find someone prettier, smarter, taller, skinnier, calmer, stronger, and better than her.

LIKE if you can’t have a man look at you for 5 seconds without you feeling insecure.

My lips are the gun. My smile is the trigger. My kisses are the bullets. Label me a killer.

Bachelors know more about women than married men, that’s why they not married.

Baby, you are the best in any directions.

When a girl asks a guy to listen a song, it’s because the lyrics are all the words she’s afraid to say.

Some girls seriously need to learn how to control their whore-mones.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

Every girl deserves a guy that can make her smile, even when she doesn’t want to.

I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don’t listen, they don’t come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they’re home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

When a girl is silent, she’s either over thinking, falling apart, tired of waiting, crying inside or all of the above.

Hallmark Card: “I’m so miserable without you, it’s almost like you’re still here.”

Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.