Fifty-six percent of all women carry condoms. The other 44% carry babies.

Parents said to me that me in cabbage found. I to the children will tell that I from the Internet downloaded them…

Any man who laughs at women’s clothes has never paid the bill for them.

Get your inner zest formed outside: it’s the best way to show your inner beauty to others.

A GIRL is the most beautiful part of Gods creation.

If you are not treating her/him right, don’t be mad when someone else steps in and does your job.

I want to be the girl your ex will hate, your mom will love, and the one you’re never going to forget.

If you have curve feet, a small breast and the ugly person, cut the wood – revenge the nature.

A true lady doesn’t demand, she thanks and true man doesn’t promise, he commits.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.

Like if having your nails wet and looking totally weak when you try to open a new bottle because you don’t wanna smudge your nails…

Most women don’t know where to look when they’re eating a banana.

This girl makes me crazy. Her lips are soft like a flower, her eyes are deep like sea. And when she smiles, happiness is unleashed all around.

No matter how skinny, fat, ugly, or pretty. She’s a girl, and you have to respect that.

G.I.R.L – Giving, Intelligent, Radiant, Loving.

Many women who think they have purchased a dress for a ridiculous price, have actually bought it for an absurd figure.

I am happy by default. Please, don’t climb in my settings!

When a girl says “What” to a guy, she’s not asking for you to repeat it. She’s giving you a chance to change your answer.

Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.

Don’t play with a woman’s heart. Why mislead a good woman if you know you are not going to love her the way she deserves to be loved.

There are two ways to order the woman, but anybody doesn’t know them.

If she’s jealous, she cares.

I alive as he is still hope a burning flame in me.

Back off! You’re standing in my aura.

If you’re not going to tell me something, don’t bring it up.

Life without the brunette, as tea without a candy!

That awesome moment when you buy new clothes and wear them in front of your friends for the first time.

The real reason women live longer than men because they don’t have to live with women.

Don’t worry if you’re still single. God is looking at you right now saying, I’m saving this girl for someone special.

When boys remember the first day you two started talking.¦

As soon as your ex sees you smiling, that’s the minute they want you back.

Treat your girl every day the same as you used to do when you were in the process of getting her.

Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls just make you FEEL like you’re in Heaven.

If you treat her the same way you treat others, how is she supposed to know that she is special to you?

Every girls dream is to find the perfect guy, eat without getting fat, and to have a best friend who’ll stay true to her!

Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.

From the village it is possible to pull out the girl, and the village from the girl – No.

GUYS: If she’s amazing, she won’t be easy. If she’s easy, she won’t be amazing.

Hurricanes are like women: when they come, they’re wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.

By the time a man realises that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.

I’m jealous of every girl that has ever hugged you, cause for one moment, they hugged my entire world.

Just a girl trying to be a better person.

If only women gossip, how do guys and their buddies keep track of “Who’s easy?”

If you listen closely, you will also hear all the things she is not saying

The girl doesn’t reflect at all that doesn’t suffice to it while the girlfriend won’t brag.

An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband.

Real men like curves. Dogs go for bones.

Girl: omg I lost five pounds !!! Boy: so you took off your makeup ?! 🙂

I think that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.

If the girl has all the rest as it should be, it too can be clever.

Mom: you’re all dressed up, where are you going? Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook picture.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy. It’s just a question of degree.

Admit it… You walk past good looking guys thinking “Why can’t I be his girlfriend?

Every girl needs a best friend to help her laugh when she thinks she’ll never smile again.

Every time you mistreat a woman, you give up the right to be treated like a man.

Do women’s breasts really swell in the summertime, or is it just me?

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

I promised myself I wouldn’t lower my standards for anyone. So why did I make an exception for him?

Girl: Why my name on your facebook status in every 2 minutes? Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what’s on my mind.