You can`t buy happiness.but you can buy ice cream,which is kinda the same thing (;

The awkward moment when you`re eating dinner at someone else`s house & you don`t like the food, but you have to pretend to like it.

Everything sucks………………………………………..except FOOD !!!! ¯_(ツ)_/¯

thinks chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don’t need an appointment.

Dear Fridge, I will be back in 35 minutes, please go shopping. Sincerely, Hungry as hell!

Dear food commercials, No one eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people..

really doesn`t get why people like brunch. What`s the benefit of combining break-dancing and lunch?

Mom, can we go to McDonalds?” “there`s food in the fridge.” “That`s not what I asked..

Me:The world can`t end in 2013. Someone:Really?Why? Me:My snack bar doesn`t expire until 2013!

You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Sincerely, banana.

Is there gonna be food? “Yeah”Ok then i`m coming.

Just finished my 6 minute upper body workout-it was pretty easy:arm down,pick up food,arm up,put food in mouth, switch arms 🙂

ughh I`m so full..”who wants dessert?”..”MEEE!!!

I`m not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat. Story of every person`s life.

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

When you`re stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate, and sweets.. Why? Because `Stressed` spelled backwards is `Desserts` 🙂

Okay, can someone please invent the opposite of a microwave. I need my beer cold, now. And no, the freezer is not fast enough 🙂

Alcohol – Because no good story started with someone eating a salad.

There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge and a note, “Don’t eat me.” Now there’s an empty plate and a note, Don’t tell me what to do.

LIKE if you can`t tell the difference between coke & pepsi.

I`m not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat… 😀

When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if other people can hear it too.

The first sip of a hot beverage is always the scariest sip.

Accomplishing things before the microwave hits 00:00.