Has just been kidnapped by a fat man in a red suit and put in a bag, ALRIGHT! FESS UP! Who put me on there Christmas list?

Please Santa, I’ve been good all year .. most of the time .. sometimes .. Ok, Don’t worry I’ll buy my own Christmas presents.

Santa is always jolly, he knows where the naughty girls live.

Christmas is not about giving and receiving gifts. Its about the birth of Baby Jesus in the manger! Jesus is the reason for the season!

Christmas does not come from the pockets, it comes from the heart. It’s not about gifts, rather family and friends. MERRY CHRISTMAS

As Christmas began in the heart of God Let us complete that love by extending our hearts to others.

May the miracle of Christmas fill your heart with warmth and love. Christmas is the time of giving and sharing. It is the time of loving and forgiving.

Selfishness makes Christmas a burden, love makes it a delight.

The real magic of Christmas is how quickly money vanishes from my wallet.

Dear Santa, I didn’t want to make it too hard for you this year, so, the only thing on my list this year is 1 year paid leave from work. with bonus

Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. it’s only fair since you’re getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them also..

Wishing all my family and friends a happy and healthy Christmas and New Year. Be safe and Don’t Drink and Drive.

I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.

Can I have your picture, So Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me on this CHRISTMAS.

well, that’s Christmas over for another year..

when it comes to Christmas, Cher Lloyd and me have a lot in common: we’re both bloody rubbish at wrapping.

It’s Christmas and 2011 is coming closer to an end! what’s the funniest thing you remember me doing this year?? Comment below.

X means wrong… X means unknown… so why would you eX Christ out of His own birthday?

To all of my family and the friends I have made, Those who left for awhile and those who have stayed, Merry Christmas with hugs and kisses..

Each one of you are precious to me! I am so blessed to have you in my life and I love each one of you! Wishing you a beautiful Christmas & a Happy New Year!

May the New Year find your home filled with joy, your heart filled with love, and your life filled with laughter.

May this Christmas be so special that you never ever feel lonely again and be surrounded by loved ones!

Christmas, shouldnt be about gifts, it should be about love, forgiveness, kindness, compassion, to give and be someones angel when they need it the most.

Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.

Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.

I have just been kidnapped by a fat dude in a red suit, shoved in a bag and taken to the north pole and wrapped up. Who put me on their Christmas list?

Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts.

The best gifts in life will never be found under a Christmas tree! Those gifts are friends, family, kids and the one you love!!

It’s not the presents that make Christmas so special, it’s the presence of those you love, whether they are with you in person, or spirit.

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.

What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

When you have Christmas in your heart it doesn’t matter what’s under the tree.

From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.

I know it’s only September but there are less than 100 shopping days left til Christmas..

Merry Christmas! From my wall to yours..

I am dreaming of a “White Christmas” Too bad it doesn’t snow here..

May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Merry Christmas

The best Christmas of all is the presence of a happy family all wrapped up with one another.

Christmas carols tend to make me a little homicidal, especially in November..

All I want for Christmas, cannot be found at a store.

Santa won’t be coming this year…… He died laughing when you said you’d been a good girl.

To my friends and family, near and far, I love you all and hope you have a Merry Christmas..

Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won’t make it WHITE.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to everyone. Keep the Christ in Christmas, and share the love, peace and forgiveness

“SANTA” rearranged is “SATAN”…I’m on to you fat man.

A boy writes to Santa asking for a brother and receives a reply back from Santa send me your mother

ha ha ha Christmas is coming and there’s nothing you can do about it..

Hope you know how much it means to wish the best for you, because you’re always thought about with love the whole year through. Warmest wishes on Christmas Day!

So I was asleep right, when some big random guy in a red suit came and put me in a Big random bag .. OK, so who wanted me for Christmas??

Dear Santa, I didn’t want to make it too hard for you this year, So the only thing on my wish list is 1 year paid leave from work with bonus.

We all have our own call of duty. Mine is to serve Christ.

To my friends and family, near and far, I love you all and hope you have a very Merry Christmas..